Mirambling Muses: Cairns, Australia

I had so much fun in Cairns that I wanted to share my favorite cheap, free, local, sustainable, inspirational and/or must-not-miss things to do there. It's incredibly tourist and backpacker friendly, boasting tons of hostels, rentals & hotels and there is free community wifi in several spots throughout the city. The main part of town is relatively compact and easy to walk to all of the locations listed below. Oh and one last tip: the locals drop the i and the r pronounce it like cans. 

7. Snoogie's Vegan/Vegetarian Restaurant 

This gem is a bit hard to find, tucked away in the Main Street Arcade (82 Lake Street) a bit north of Gilligan's. I found out about it myself after chatting up a local shop owner after lusting after her lunch. It's pretty much the most affordable and delicious healthy food and juice bar you'll find in Cairns. I really wish I'd discovered it sooner because this was my favorite food place. And I'm not alone; it's ranked #1 out of 381 restaurants in Cairns based on its 42 glowing reviews on Trip Advisor. 

6. Cairns Regional Gallery

An eclectic Art Gallery with a variety of exhibitions where you can escape the sun or the rain and see lots of work from Aussie artists. Admission is only $5 per adult and they're open 7 days a week. Or just visit the shop which offers a unique collection of design, crafts and jewelry by local and national artisans. You'll find much better souvenirs and gifts than the generic, tacky tourist shops you'll find everywhere else. 

Image Source: Trip Advisor

5. The Night Market

Located 71-75 on the Esplanade, the quirky Night Market is not to be missed! There is a self-serve food court serving up a variety of Asian favorites, hair and nail services, lots of souvenir shops and the famous $15 massages. You can find everything from locally crafted clothing & jewelry to custom airbrushed hats to postcards to kangaroo scrotum keychains. Shops are open 5-11 PM, Food Court from 10 AM - 11 PM and Massages from 12 noon - 11 PM. 

Note: I do not endorse the sale nor purchase of these. I just needed pictorial proof of their absurd existence. 

4. The Esplanade

A super fun and free place to hang out, situated along 2.5 km of the Cairns coast. The lagoon is a free, public swimming pool, there's a boardwalk for exercise and/or people watching, plenty of open grassy areas and playgrounds and free community wifi. I often saw street performers and lots of people relaxing with a book or enjoying a picnic. If there are any events or festivals going on, they'll most likely be here. There are some free Active LIving classes you can take advantage of as well. I participated in yoga on Fridays at 6:30 AM. 

The Lagoon

3. Graff Alley

The largest concentration of Street Art I could find in Cairns. Located off of Grafton Street almost across from Gilligan's (the biggest and most infamous hostel in the city). Amongst all the murals, there's also a rather popular coffee shop called Caffeind and the Alleyway Paint & Skate shop. 

2. Rusty's Markets

Great place to buy local groceries or grab a bit to eat. I found all kinds of foreign fruits I can't get back home and I found the stall owners are really friendly. There's also a fresh juice bar and reflexology & thai massage as well as jewelry and clothing for sale. However, it's only open on the weekends; Friday & Saturday 5 AM - 6 PM and Sunday 5 AM - 3 PM. (Also located just past Gilligan's on Grafton Street.) 

1. The Great Barrier Reef

The harbor is packed with boats that will take you to see and snorkel the Great Barrier Reef. I can recommend Passions of Paradise ($159/adult + $10 reef tax) since that's the eco-certified boat that took me out to discover their natural treasures. But there are other sustainable options like the Reef Daytripper ($124/adult + $15 reef tax) and Ocean Free Green Island & Reef Pinnacle Tour ($190/adult includes reef tax). There's a full list of options on the Cairns Visitor Centre website. 

The Great Barrier Reef

This was my last big adventure in Australia, because honestly, you can't visit Cairns and not go see the Great Barrier Reef. 

Friday, I got up early again and took the 7:15 reef shuttle from my hostel to the Reef Fleet Terminal on the south side of Cairns past the Esplanade. I was ready for a day trip of snorkeling the Great Barrier Reef that I booked with Passions of Paradise. I was really impressed with this company/crew and would totally recommend them. Our group got to exclusively dive and snorkel around Paradise reef as well as Michaelmas Cay. 

They take sustainability seriously and even did a little educational presentation on the return trip about their commitment to it and the reef. For just one dollar, you could offset your carbon emissions for the day (I donated $2) and a percentage of sales from the bar is donated to anti-shark finning campaigns and shark research. Lunch was pretty good as there was plenty for veggos and all the plates and flatware got washed and reused. The catamaran itself, is Eco-certified, and they put up the sail on the way back, which they said saved over 400 liters of fuel. The crew was super fun and friendly. 

I met a pair of Aussie sisters from the south who I sat with while aboard the boat. We sat up front during the outbound trip, and got sprayed with seawater on several occasions. The whole day I had goosebumps and I had to wear two wetsuits when snorkeling because I was so cold. (It is technically Winter here.) 

I’ve been trying to think of words to describe the GBR, but its so incredibly awesome and colorful and beautiful that I can’t find words worthy enough of its natural beauty. Even my pictures and video don’t do it justice, because the spectrum gets a little distorted underwater, and while you can still see the red wavelengths, cameras have a hard time picking it up. I felt like I was the little mermaid swimming amongst all her sea friends. I saw heaps of coral in all shapes, colors and sizes and a rainbow of fishes. I even got to see a couple sea turtles and a sting ray. Everyone should put the GBR on their bucket lists and try to see it before its destroyed by starfish or farming or dredging. (I have tons more photos and videos that I will edit later but I wanted to get a few photos up right away.) 

The only downside was that I had my hair braided and to the side to keep it out of my way. I was expecting to have lovely, mermaid waves in my hair when I removed the elastics, but it was more of a tangled rats nest which took me ages to brush it out properly. RIP and a moment of silence for all the good strands I lost that day. 

Australian Adventures: Rainforests and Rapids and Leeches, Oh My!

Monday, June 15 /// Ballooning

I woke up around 3 AM to get ready for my first ever hot air balloon ride. I took my backpack containing essentials like my gopro, rain jacket and neck pillow.

The rigmarole of getting there and back took longer than the actual ride itself. When I got picked up in a large can around 4:15 AM, there was already a handful of people on board and we went to another hotel after that to pick up a big group of Chinese tourists. The 45 minute ride was pitch black and we stopped for one last potty break before arriving at the launch site. It was still very dark but you could just barely decipher the outline of the deflated balloon on the ground and the trucks and people surrounding it. 

Admittedly it was a "do it once" kind of activity but now I can say I've experienced it. The captain was super friendly and informative and it was neat to see the sun rise from the same sky it would be rising into. The only drawback was the group of Chinese tourists that were a little too fond of their selfie sticks. 

So how sustainable was this trip? Well sharing one large van definitely uses less fuel than everyone driving there individually so that’s a plus. The balloon runs on liquid propane/butane (or LPG here in Australia). This is a byproduct of processing natural gas and refining oil, which would otherwise be discarded. According to exceptionalenergy.com, LPG is one of the cleanest conventional fuels available. It is non-toxic and has no impact on soil, water and underground aquifers. It also helps to improve the quality of indoor and outdoor air, as it produces substantially less particulate matter and NOX than diesel, oil, wood or coal.

It also releases much fewer carbon emissions than gasoline/petrol. I asked the pilot and he estimated that we used about 120 liters of the stuff during our 30 minute flight. According to ecoscore.com, 1 liter = 16.6 g of CO2/km so that’s 1,992 g/1.9 kg/km total CO2 emissions. A minuscule amount, really. For comparison, a liter of petrol/gasoline is about 24 g/CO2/km so 120 liters burned of that is 2,880g or 2.8 kgCO2/km, about 45% more.  

Obviously, the way to have the least impact is to just travel by foot or bike within a small radius of wherever you are staying, but you have to be realistic. People travel to experience new places and activities they can’t experience at home so it’s good to at least try and make them a bit more aware of the impact they’re having and inform them of better choices that are still stimulating and fun. 

I got back to Calypso around 8:30 AM, took an hour nap, then finished packing up. And the honeymoon was officially over. I checked out of my single room and into a four bed share which was half the cost and more efficient. It was 10 AM and there were two girls occupying the two bottom bunks and their shit looked like it had exploded everywhere else and there was a stale, unpleasant, unwashed-everything smell. I barely had any floor space to walk let alone set my bags down and they had makeup and hair products all over both of the top bunks. I wanted to just grab everything that was in my way and throw it on the floor to physically vent my initial frustration but instead I gathered it up and piled it on top of some other pile of their crap. Never before have I stayed in a shared hostel room that was so disheveled. 

So after making up my top bunk and considering my options, I went back to the front desk and asked if there were any other rooms available. I’m so glad I did because they ended up moving me to the largest four person shared room available. And the people were more welcoming and well-kempt. I moved my sheets and my bag so everyone wins; I get a new room and they get to keep living in their own filth. The only catch was, the desk didn’t have enough keys for it, so they had to have a few more made so I should be able to access my room by the afternoon. (And I did.) 

Tuesday June 17 /// Tully River Rafting

It was another early morning as I got picked up from Calypso at 6:30 AM to start my rafting adventure. The van picked up a few more people then dropped us at the Raging Thunder tour headquarters to check in and fill up the coach bus waiting outside. During these travels, I met and Irish guy named Neil and an Aussie named Aaron who were both in the area to compete in the Half Ironman on Sunday and were getting another adrenaline fix on the Extreme Rafting Tour after a well-earned day of rest. Our tall, lanky host named Tim was great and kept us all well-informed and entertained for the duration of the drive to the Tully River, which is actually a World Heritage site. During the rest stop, I asked Tim if it was too late to switch from the regular rafting trip to the Extreme trip and he said all those boats were full. Oh well, I tried. 

When we got there, I was able to cover my bikinied body in a long sleeved thermal top and attached my gopro to my helmet. I was in boat 2 of 6 in the front, right position along with a skinny Japanese guy front right, a German couple behind us, a Japanese girl and Irish girl in the back and our guide Daz bringing up the rear. 

Daz told us that the rainforest through which we were rafting was the oldest in the world at 110 million years old. No wonder it reminded me of Jurassic Park and more recently, Jurassic World. The fast moving water was also some of the purest and cleanest in the world as there was no industry or farming nearby to taint it. The German guy and I used our hands to take a few gulps and it was incredibly refreshing. 

The first bit of the river was pretty easy to navigate, until we slammed head on into a giant rock and the reverb knocked me off the side of the raft. The current dragged me under the raft and then I dropped slightly under water before coming up for air again. I opened my eyes to see the guide on the nearby safety boat throwing a rope to me,which I grabbed, flipped over onto my back and pulled it over my shoulder like they instructed in the safety video we watched on the bus earlier. The group of American retirees occupying that boat grabbed me and pulled me aboard to safety. I’m sure all this happened in a matter of 5 seconds but it seemed much longer. 

I insisted I was fine, except for a large bump on my right shin that I’m sure would turn into a purple and green bruise later. Daz climbed back along the rocky shore to retrieve me and I climbed back over the rocks to my raft. At some point during the pandemonium, my paddle got loose and floated downstream much farther than I did, so Daz handed me the little Japanese girl’s paddle since I was in front and said we would replace her paddle really soon, which we did after a handful more rapids and catching up with another boat. The group of boats kind of leap frogs for the first few rapids and each one takes turns being first, last and/or on safety duty. 

After several more kilometers, all six boats stopped for lunch, which consisted of buns, burgers (including meatless patties for us veggos) and lots of fixin’s. I piled caramelized onions, lettuce, tomato and coleslaw on top of mine along with ketchup (called tomato sauce here). Then Daz handed me a slice of beetroot saying it wasn’t an official Aussie burger without this critical ingredient. It tasted surprisingly good and I relished every bite because I knew I’d need more energy to get through the next 10 kilometers. There was so much lush, virid landscape on either side and every so often, an electric blue butterfly would flutter by. Everyone made it safely to the end of the trip where our bus was waiting for us.

I was so prepared for this trip that I packed everything... except a change of clothes, so I had to sit in my wet shorts and vibrams for the duration of the nearly 2 hour return trip. Along the way, we stopped at a small pub in Feluga, where I met up with my Extreme Rafting friends and another Aussie named Kendall, who was  also a Half Iron finisher. Once back in Cairns, the four of us decided to meet up later for dinner and drinks. We went to the Bavarian Beer House located near the Esplanade. About the only thing on the menu I could eat was a cheesy pasta called Käzespätzle (I have to say I was very pleased with my correct pronunciation of this) and a drink that I dubbed Beerjuice, which was a blend of a Hefeweizen and Mango and Banana juice, because I hate the taste of real beer. Of course I got some flack from the guys both for being vegetarian and for my wimpy beer, but ask me if I care. (I don’t.) 

Skydiving and bungee jumping and really popular here but you definitely get the most adrenaline for your money with this trip. Not to mention, it's incredibly sustainable as long as we take back everything that we brought with us. Along with the glow worm caves in Waitomo, New Zealand, this is one of my favorite travel experiences. 

Wednesday, June 18 /// Tablelands

Today was the last of my three day excursion binge. I took a $99 day trip with a company called On The Wallaby where a tour guide drove a busfull of backpackers around the tropical Tablelands located on the small mountains that rise up and cast a shadow over the coastal areas of Cairns. We made several stops to marvel at natural wonders like the Cathedral Fig Tree (inspiration for the mother tree in Avatar), Lake Barrine, Lake Eacham, the Millaa Millaa Waterfalls, the Dinner Falls and Yungaburra. I met my Canadian counterpart, Devon, on the bus and we hiked together for most of the day. We seriously could have been separated at birth; we both just quit our corporate jobs, love cats, yoga, healthy eating, wine, etc.  

Cathedral Fig Tree

Anyways, we had the opportunity to swim in the lagoons created by the falls, but after being cold and wet on the bus the day before, I decided I didn’t want to get soaked. Instead I hiked along the rocks piled up behind the falls and got soaked anyways. Lesson learned: you will get wet if you walk under a waterfall. 

I was pleasantly surprised again by lunch, which was a Subway-style assemble your own sandwich station. I geeked out over the reusable plates, cups and containers and our guide Lawrence told us all the vegetables came from local farms. Even the water was in a big cooler, to which we had the option of adding a concentrated, fruity cordial flavor. The only waste was really the plastic bags that the buns came in as all the dishes would get washed later by employees at the On the Wallaby lodge in Yungaburra. 

The only thing that sucked (literally) was the affinity that leeches seemed to for me. I didn’t even know leeches were a thing around here and I can’t remember ever being bitten by one before, ever. I found the first one when I was on the bus and felt something wet inside my shirt near the top of my ribs on the right side. When I lifted it up to investigate, a slimy, black little leech fell off and started squirming on the seat. I, and everyone in my general vicinity, were horrified. I had the leech latch onto a pen then flicked it out an open window. Then there was the bleeding to deal with. It just wouldn’t stop and no one on the bus had bandaids so I help a napkin over the open wound until we reached our next destination. Once arrived, I went into a changing room to strip down and check and didn’t find anymore little bloodsuckers. 

Millaa Millaa Falls

But then, once on the trails at Dinner Falls, I felt something wet on the inside of my thigh  and I rolled up my right pants leg and flicked off another leech. This one appeared to have made three attempts before deciding to latch on. It left a more sizable wound on my leg that would not stop gushing. I found a secluded area and pulled my pants down completely to be certain there were no more and ended up MacGyvering a makeshift tourniquet out of a make-up remover wipe and an elastic headband that I’d been wearing wrapped around my wrist as a bracelet (I knew those bands would come in handy!) I’m more annoyed than anything that I was such a leech magnet because I was the only one dressed in proper hiking attire: pants, long sleeved shirt and boots (whereas most people were in shorts, t-shirts and flip flops) and I have no idea how they wiggled their way inside my clothes. 

Volcanic crater

It was a lot for one day, so I recommend this trip for backpackers and travelers who are short on time or budget in Cairns. And bonus points for the super sustainable lunch! 

Once back in the city, Devon and I went to our respective hostels and cleaned up before meeting up again. I got a veggo burger and chips and we bought a couple bottles of wine and hung out at her hostel for the night. 

Thursday, June 19

Today I recharged everything, including myself. I charged my computer and all my gopro batteries. After three days of Aussie Adventuring, it was nice to sleep in, spend some time on the interwebs and do laundry. For some reason, it’s incredibly expensive to clean your clothes here as it cost me $10 AUD per load; $4 per wash, $4 per dry and $2 for powdered detergent. 

Later that afternoon I met Devon down at the Esplanade for some sunset yoga. We got a lot of various looks from passersby ranging from admiration to confusion to envy but it’s all good. We had a lot of fun posing for pictures with the sun as it sank down below the horizon before heading to the (mostly Asian) Night Market. If you’re ever in Cairns, the Night Market is not to be missed!

We each got 40 minute Chinese massages for $15 each and they sell a huge variety of jewelry, souvenirs and packaged foods. I bought a really cool tank top designed by a local artist and Devon bought some loose lemon ginger tea. Then we some relatively cheap but yummy Chinese food in the food court before heading back to her hostel to crack open the last bottle of wine. Then I walked back to my home base and finished packing before bed. I seriously cannot think of a more perfect evening. 

Food Makes Friends

Friday, June 12

This morning got off to a great start as I took part in a free (beginner) yoga class at 6:30 AM down near the waterfront Esplanade. The very pregnant teacher said we’d usually be on the dock down by the water but since the weather was not cooperating, the nearly 40 of us in attendance all had to squish underneath a police station awning. The class was only an hour and rather easy so I stayed longer and practiced some more of my own more advanced poses. 

Afterwards I headed to Rusty’s Market which was basically a big, (thankfully) covered Farmers Market. The smoothie and juice bar was still setting up when I arrived so I meandered around the many stalls which also sold jewelry, clothes and other knick knacks. Tucked back in a corner I saw a sign for Japanese Shiatsu & Reflexology so I decided to indulge in the 30 minute calf and foot package. The cute little Japanese girl did a great job hitting all the pressure points from my knees to my toes and I was incredibly relaxed afterwards. Then it was back to the bar where I enjoyed a Green Super Smoothie, a magical mix of Apple juice, Banana, Macca Powder, Spirulina, Chia Seed, Spinach & Cacao powder. Aaaaaamazing. 

Then I started on my quest for foreign fruits, which I am going to evolve into a tradition during visits to future destinations. I found lots of juicy treasures including red dragonfruit, custard apple, soursop, starfruit and a paw paw. I also bought some more mundane bananas for breakfast and avocados, tomato and onion to make guacamole later. As I was paying for my onion, I went into a state of panic as I realized I no longer had my phone in my hand. I retraced my steps to the past few vendors to no avail and eventually made my way to the manager’s office. He graciously let me use his computer to attempt to locate my phone. I first tried findmyiphone, but I guess since I have the cellular data turned off then the gps doesn’t work either. Next I Iogged into my gmail account and used google voice to call my phone. I heard it ring and then go through to voicemail. Also not a successful endeavor. So, I left all of my other contact info with the manager, who advised me to check with the stalls I had bought produce from one more time, before heading to the police station. I went to the onion vendor and the older gentleman that had sold me my onion earlier handed me back my phone, which he and his younger Asian lady partner had stashed behind the register. She said “We were worried... so worried.” “Me too!” I said and tried to give her my last $10 note out of gratitude but she refused so I settled for an awkward hug over some boxes of fruit. 

On my way out of the market, I stopped by a homemade dip vendor to ask where I could buy some chips, since I was planning to make guacamole the following night. They said there was a convenience store down the road and they were particularly chatty and well traveled so they kept me engaged in conversation for quite a while. They were friends from Hungary and one guy was a serial entrepreneur and the other cooked and ran the stand. I heard stories about how awful India is and how wonderful Bali and Thailand are. I was standing there so long that the owner asked me what I was doing for lunch and said “probably just getting a sandwich somewhere” and he shook his head and handed me a Hungarian version of an empanada filled with spinach and feta and topped it with slightly spicy sun-dried tomato sauce. I offered to pay for it but he insisted it was on the house. After I finished my little meal, I thanked them each again with a handshake and went on my way. 

I returned to Calypso and immediately assembled a plate of my new foreign fruit which would serve as the remainder of my lunch. (And help to subliminally support my secret, vegan/vegatarian agenda mwa ha ha ha.)  I got several envious stares and a few comments and I invited anyone to join me. One kid from Canada named Eric took me up on my offer and tried each of the fruits on my plate: starfruit, paw paw (which is similar to papaya), red dragonfruit and a soursop. Everything tasted pretty good except the soursop, which I renamed jizz fruit because of its appearance and consistency. But apparently if you can stomach it, it’s supposed to be great at fighting cancer cells. We nibbled on fruit and talked travel and about being the North American minority among the myriad European travelers, eh. 

Later that night, I went downtown for a pub crawl with stops at five different bars. I met a nice enough local girl but it all went downhill after that. We were waiting in line for our drink tickets when one girl at the front summoned about 30 other kids to the front of the line who jostled the rest of us out of the way, like they were all Aussie royalty or something. I found out later they were a big group of American college kids on semester abroad and they were pretty obnoxious and took over most of the bar. Then the free BBQ meal that was advertised and included in your $35 cost turned out to be slices of bread, hotdogs and a pile of produce refuse that they called a salad. And the first drink which was supposedly something mixed with vodka tasted like watered down Kool-aid. And although it was pouring rain, which is incredibly unseasonal during winter in Cairns, I felt awkward being the only one logically wearing a raincoat. In summation: bad crowd, bad food, bad drinks and bad weather. I had already wasted money on this thing but I didn’t want to waste any more of my time so I made an Irish exit down the stairs and out of the bar virtually unnoticed. I know I’m not 21 anymore, but I don’t think I would have enjoyed this anymore even if I was. By the time I got back to Calypso, it was close to 10 PM and they had just wrapped up a beer pong tournament. I was done for the evening so I went upstairs to bed. 

Saturday, June 13

I woke up about the same time as the previous morning and had to wait a while until 7 AM before I could go downstairs for my two dollar toast. I had four slices with jam and an apple and banana from Rusty’s Market. Then I caught up on some writing in my room for a bit while waiting for the rain to subside. By the time it was reasonably dry outside, it was close to lunchtime so I walked a mile or so back downtown to a Swedish cafe & shop that I had found the previous day. They didn’t have many vegetarian options but the owner was glad to make me a warm, pressed veggie and Jarlsburg cheese sandwich on sourdough, which I paired with a Swedish iced tea and later enjoyed a little almond tart for dessert all for about $15 AUD / $11.50 USD.

I continued exploring Cairns on foot and ended up down at the harbor which was packed with boats but also had some pretty nice views of the surrounding coastline. I followed the shore northward and stopped along the esplanade, draping myself over one of the thick wooden beams that served as crude benches and dived back into Walden. 

I draped myself over one of the thick slabs of wood beam bench lining the edge of the boardwalk. When I opened my book, it was low tide and the dark sand was exposed for several muddy meters. Three chapters later the tide had rippled itself back almost completely to shore. 

My bench overlooked a sandy patch of land between the boardwalk and a dock. I observed at least a dozen children leap onto it uninhibited and run around, some with shoes and some without, reveling in their sandy respite from the ubiquity of paved pathways. Adults, however remained on the well-trodden pavement. Only when a child pleaded for a while did one of his or her parents venture reluctantly into the sand. This makes me think that as we grow older, most of us also simultaneously grow apart from nature and the general fun of frolicking in it.

Big, empty beach

It was just starting to get dark when I returned to the hostel with the remaining ingredients needed to make my guacamole: chips (regular potato chips because I couldn’t find tortilla chips anywhere), a lime and some garlic salt for seasoning. It took me longer than usual and came out a lot chunkier because I had to use the dull, community hostel knives instead of my Shuns and my vidalia chop wizard. Still tasted ok though, so I plopped down at one of the picnic style tables where there was a handful of other hostel-goers. 

TRAVEL TIP #1: FOOD MAKES FRIENDS. 

I offered some chips and guac to my new friends, who I found out were from various parts of the UK and one guy from France. They munched on some chips with their beer and took a few adventurous scoops of guacamole every now and then. We all talked for a while before they made their own pasta dinner. FACT: Pasta is the number one homemade hostel food. (Now you know, if you ever happen to step into the Cash Cab in NYC and get asked this question.) Everyone was eating now and I smelled a couple’s freshly delivered pizza and correctly guessed the pepperoni topping from across the room, and my new friends marveled at this talent. 

Eventually, the guys of our group left to go buy more beer while the only other girl, Alyssa, and I enjoyed a few glasses of the best boxed wine $3 can buy. She was an adorable little Brit with some pretty cool tattoos,  including a rockinghorse fly on her shoulder and another one on her thigh that said Curiouser and Curiouser, both Alice in Wonderland references, so we got along just fine. We started spectating a nearby game of pool and those guys invited us to play next. Add two more Brits to my tally, who happened to be complete opposites of each other. The first was shorter and looked/acted kind of like a little frat boy and talked with a typical accent while the other was tall, bald and tatted up and talked like he had just stepped straight off of Green Street. He was impressed at our ability to communicate since “Yanks can never understand what I’m sayin’. You’re the first one!” 

I’d also like to amend my previous statement and say that Germans AND Brits are freaking everywhere. And I’m convinced they’re up to something. Like one day, they’re all going to get the same text message and simultaneously assemble into a series of flash mobs and start doing some sort of global, choreographed dance and set a new Guinness World Record. Obviously. 

But let’s back up for a second and talk about how weird this game was in every single way. Apparently in “proper English pool,” the billiards are about half the size, numberless and come in only four colors; the majority are ketchup red and mustard yellow and then you have the game-ending black ball and the white cue ball. The rules were pretty much the same but I had the hardest time adjusting to how different everything else was and made hardly any shots. And the guys found it amusing every time I got frustrated and complained aloud about how much “I hate these tiny balls” which would usually elicit a response from one of them something like “Oh you like big balls then. These balls aren’t big enough for you American girls, eh?” (Cue AC/DC.) Just another example about how ‘Merica has to go and make simple things more complicated, not unlike our arbitrary Fahrenheit temperature scale and units of measure. Metric makes so much more sense, and pretty much the entire rest of the world uses it!!! 

After a few more games and glasses of wine, and being pretty much the last people in the common area, Alyssa and I decided to call it a night and head to our respective rooms alone, which I’m sure left the shorter dude a bit disappointed because his intentions were painfully obvious, yet unfulfilled. 

Cairns: Day 1

After sorting out my room for the next week and a half, I talked with Front Desk Dave about recommendations for my to be determined Australian Adventure. He spent at least 30 minutes answering all my questions and giving me great advice. 

After that I paid my $2 for unlimited toast and made two toasted PB&J sandwiches. I started talking with a kid from Germany who has been living and working in Australia for four months. He worked in Sydney as a furniture mover for two months to fund two more months of travel. Everywhere I travel I meet at least one German. Germans here, Germans there, Germans are freaking everywhere.

Anyways, the German (never got his name) convinced me to give the infamous vegemite a try. Apparently Hugh Jackman was on Jimmy Fallon's show and taught him how to properly eat Vegemite which is a thin layer spread on top of already buttered toast. Which is how I tried it. Still can't say I'm a fan though. And I don't know how they get away with the Vege prefix: it's basically just concentrated yeast extract and salt - there are no vegetables to be found in the ingredients. 

I extended my single room for two more nights through Sunday and then switched over to a four share room for the rest of next week. Then I went back to my room with full intentions to start sorting through all the marketing materials I had discussed with Front Desk Dave, and promptly fell asleep. I slept for the better part of 3 hours until noon when I was abruptly awoken by a knock on my door. I shot up out of bed and the door opened and closed in a flash - I’m guessing it was a custodian coming around to empty the trash because my bin is right next to the door. 

It was dark and rainy for most of the day - the perfect time to spend planning what to do for the next few weeks and make the most of the 24 hours of internet that I bought for $6 AUD. At first, I get really excited and want to do everything and go everywhere and completely blow my budget. Front Desk Dave got me all excited about a trip to the Whitsunday Islands but that would entail a long overnight bus ride each way and at least one night in a hostel in addition to the 3 day/2 night Eco Sailing Safari that I was lusting over because OMG I’d get to live on a boat in the Great Barrier Reef for a few days! Not to mention it would put me $600 over budget and it’s not very eco-friendly to travel so far from my home base. Nope. If I wanted to do the Whitsunday Islands, I should have stayed in the Airie Beach area. 

So I crunched some numbers and picked a variety of activities including a local pub crawl, white water rafting, a hot air balloon tour, a day trip to the waterfalls and rainforest in the Tablelands/Yungbarra and a weekend trip to Cape Tribulation. Then I’ll come back to Cairns and stay at another hostel because there are about a bazillion in the area and then book a reef sailing/snorkeling day trip next week. 

It’s so great starting out with my own room and being able to spread out and not worry about anything being stolen. But honestly I’d imagine most backpackers are like myself and are lugging a bunch of their own crap and don’t have the room or desire to take on any more. 

Hearing the rain beating down on the roof makes it really hard to motivate myself to get dressed and go out to find food for dinner but I’m really hungry as I’ve locked myself in my single room all day and only had a granola bar since breakfast. I assembled a quick-dry outfit including my vibrams and my raincoat. The sun was down before 6 PM so it was already dark by the time I made it outside. I ended up with a falafel kebab wrap and a Ginger Beer at a nearby walk-up joint, but they did have a few plastic tables and chairs outside. By the time I finished eating, the rain had stopped so I headed back to the hostel. I used the last bit of my energy to do a quick yoga practice then showered in the communal bathroom before bed. (Feels like being in college again.)